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NEOCITIES:xxthemilkman69xx
DISCORD: @rat_cock
INTERNET MAIL: inuktiplater@gmail.com
NAME: Xx_TheMilkMan69_xX
AGE: Y2K COMPLIANT
GENDER: XXL PENIS
RACE: AGORAN
MANCER CLASS: RATMANCER
MANCER LV: LV.37 SHREWBENDER
TOP 5 VIDYA GAMEZ
TLoZ: OCARINA OF TIME
OKAMI
DEUS EX (2000)
SYSTEM SHOCK 2
THE ELDER SCROLLS III: MORROWIND
TOP 5 MOTION PIKTUREZ
THE SECRET OF NIMH
THE DARK CRYSTAL
ANGEL'S EGG
ALIEN
THE CORPSE BRIDE
TOP 5 FICTIONAL SERIES
SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (S1-3)
HOME MOVIES
SOUTH PARK
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
Fun (shitty) facts about me
I am into 3D modeling, though I do suck ass (my assets are all around the site)
Bit of a video game and VHS collector
Primarily a PC gamer, but I still do plenty of retro gaming on my old consoles and Sylvania CRT TV and Viewsonic CRT monitor
My personal ritual is that I play through Ocarina of Time once every single year (favorite game ever)
HUGE Final Fantasy and Yakuza/RGG nerd
I hardly watch any newer movies, a lot of them suck ass
Atrocious at coding, don't let my incredible HTML/CSS/JS fool you
Had my own little website with it's own little active community way back when I was 12-14 years old, it's kinda fucking crazy to think about
I have never had alcohol nor coffee (freak)
ORIGIN LARPTALE
Well... it all started when I was born.
The Milk Man -->
<-- Messiah
I, The Milk Man, was a milk delivery man in the year of 1867. The milk man to end all milk mans. Hence the name, The Milk Man.
A freak accident with the fabled "Skateboarding Red Nyan Cow" in the back alleys of New Orleans had occured circa 1869. The police declared me dead, though no corpse was found. This was because I was never actually murdered.
You see, little did they, nor I, know that this Skateboarding Red Nyan Cow was actually a time traveller from the year of 3069. Since I was brutally injured by complete mistake, this cow took me to it's home in it's time period to put me in a better physical state.
To our dismay, I was beyond repair. So it uploaded my brain's stored knowledge to a 32GB SanDisk MicroSD card, which may only be used for epic haxx on the internet. I am now a machine god who projects themself into your timeline's internet database.
The Milk Man now exists as an entity within all timelines, universes, and concepts. The milk man to end all milk mans.
